Dossier Diplomacy

Ever since I was told that India has given eleventh dossier to Pakistan, I am wondering what would they have in eleventh which was different then say tenth or even say the preceding ones. Someone is specialising in making better word document. By improving the quality of word document each time, they want to impress upon the Pakistan of their MS Word skills.

It is not a trivial art. Remember Sharm-al-Sheikh. People said it was drafting error. So Indian Govt has now seriously taken up the exercise of plugging this loop hole. I would even recommend Dossier Academies. The best of minds should be employed in making even better word documents.

For countries which limit their options to either Dossier or War, Dossier is the only option. They may have missiles, army, America, China, intent, ideology, Will etc but we have Dossiers.

Bomb them with dossiers and bore them to defeat!